Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
by 508gang June 26, 2017
Get the jizz handsmug. johnny found a great video on pornhub, and proceeded to beat to it. After finishing, he got the jizz shivers, along with a little guilt as well.
by YOHOMI33S December 22, 2013
Get the jizz shiversmug. That hairy sack that hangs below a males penis. Also known as a scrotum sack, ball bag, nut sack, berries, eggs, jewels, taint fender, bits and pieces, frumunda factory, smegma shop, chin warmers.
by Grand Theft Vato September 22, 2023
Get the jizz bladdermug. by Big fluffy January 7, 2014
Get the jizz gigglemug. by trashy ashley October 3, 2020
Get the abracadabra jizzmug. The odor around the atmosphere of a female who has just received a large quantity of seminal fluid on top of her, such as in a bukkake.
by Sam the BananaBunWankMan September 23, 2017
Get the jizz auramug. The stinging sensation and subsequent red eye that results from an ejaculate coming into contact with an eyeball.
by Jon & Kevin September 26, 2021
Get the Jizz eyemug.