The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”
An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”
That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”
Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”
The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”
Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”
An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”
That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”
Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”
The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”
Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”
by Hym Iam November 19, 2022

Response when someone’s either acting like a child complaining about their life; or when someone is being overly dramatic about a minor inconvenience. Telling them they are acting like a child needing a nap, and no one really cares about the problem.
He complained to his coworker; I went bed an hour early just to wake up and hour early!
Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.
Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.
by Darc0n7 August 16, 2025

by eka.chester July 6, 2018

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by Hedgefund Bot February 25, 2021

A personal twist on the expression “how do you like them apples?
“How about that apple” refers to one specific detail or moment, making it more pointed and situationally relevant than the general phrase
“How about that apple” refers to one specific detail or moment, making it more pointed and situationally relevant than the general phrase
Nonchalant dude: “You said I wouldn’t pass that calc final.”
Chad: “I mean, it was brutal…”
Nonchalant dude (holding up paper with an A): “Yeah? How about that apple?”
Chad: “I mean, it was brutal…”
Nonchalant dude (holding up paper with an A): “Yeah? How about that apple?”
by Goosebutmakeitsilly April 20, 2025

British saying (typically used in the building trade) for taking a moment to consider how a task should be approached.
Hmmm... I'm not sure how I should install this roof, I think I'm going to have to give it a good coat of thinking about.
by MrJimEatsLotsOfCurry October 12, 2022
