When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.
by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018
Get the Smelly R-Kellymug. Hym "What would Megyn Kelly do to stop a school shooting? NOTHING! A big fat nothing! 0! ZERO! Not a Goddamn thing. And you want to lock the parents up for NOT INTERVENING in a way that WE ALL KNOW you would NOT INTERVENE and then you have the nerve to condemn the parents and cry on you fucking priests shoulder 'BOO HOO! I'm so sad murdered kids even though I would do more to provoke it than I would EVER would to stop it. And then I'll cry for my priest and the camera.' They're burning in hell (by the way) according to your religion they're a 99.9% chance they're burning in hell FOREVER. The dead kids? Hell forever. Terrible! And we all say it too. All your viewers saw you do nothing. You God saw it. And to pretend you would intervene in any way that's substantial is a LIE which you're going to burn forever for too. So, at least the dead kids will have company."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
Get the Megyn Kellymug. Kelli Berglund, is a famous actor. She's known for being on the show Lab Rats, Lab Rats Elite Force, Now Apocalypse and ect. She's kind, funny, pretty, loyal and adorable. She has a lot of friends and loves hanging out with her friends. She loves to act, travel and explore new things. Kelli is the most sweetest/amazing human being in the world and anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend, and if you don't think your lucky to have her, then I don't know what your thinking.
someone: who's that girl?
other person: that's Kelli Berglund! she's so pretty, I need to be her friend.
someone: whoa she's gorgeous.
other person: yea, that's Kelli Berglund she's a famous actress.
other person: that's Kelli Berglund! she's so pretty, I need to be her friend.
someone: whoa she's gorgeous.
other person: yea, that's Kelli Berglund she's a famous actress.
by what are words? June 2, 2020
Get the kelli berglundmug. by Sodaa.!? June 3, 2022
Get the Tashi Kellymug. The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.
Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!
by Goose1769 March 28, 2025
Get the The dirty Kelly jackpotmug. by Murf Ursh August 8, 2021
Get the Kelly Linguinemug. A fake lesiban, someone who is a thief,liar,user,abuser. Who cheats on whoever she/he is with. Always involved with the law. Own family hates them.
by Sexy ol booty February 14, 2018
Get the kelly grelamug.