National Choking Day

You must choke anyone on april 15!
“Yo go choke alyssa it’s National Choking Day!”
by mmalyssa April 13, 2019
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National Muck-Day!

Today the 23.04.2018 is national Muck-Day!
While in a group people you like you are allowed to continously offend them. They are allowed to counter-muck as long as it does not overwhelm the original muck.

On National Muck-Day you can muck as much as you want. Usually mucking is something special you do on occasions that make the muck funny, but on NMD the muck is life. Muck all day!
National Muck-Day!
me: Damn! It's national Muck-Day! Let's see... Yo Max! You're Gay!
Max (with the rules off NMD in mind): Yo, You're a Bitch!
by Clarencexz April 23, 2018
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National Stimmy Day

National stimmy day refers to taking a sort of stimulant on March 17th. This ranges from caffeine and up, even sunshine! Whatever stimulates you, it is a day signifying happy days are near. Also referring to the day most anericans got their Covid-19 3rd stimulus check.
Dude it’s national stimmy day, we have to buy coffee and go outside
by Noobsicles March 17, 2021
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National chorro day

“ i need the restroom today is national chorro day helpp!! “
by chorroheadganggang March 21, 2021
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National Nope Day

welcome to social studies. If your SS teacher is like mine she will perform a signature "NOPE" on the nope stage. (near the cleartouch board) This event occurs every Tuesday of 6th period.
Me: my rabbit died and i had a funeral AND all 234 cats of mine died. so is it okay that my hw was not finished
Mrs.Teacher: NOPE *crosses arms & legs diagonally*
Me: Aww dang it. it was National Nope Day!
by James Charles Mommy April 01, 2021
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national bimbo day

1: omg it’s national bimbo day (march 14th) All the bimbos are out today
by Bimbobanger337 February 09, 2022
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National bj day

May 9 is bj day a great excuse to receive head on national bj day. preferably as soon as the day begins
Hey gimme a blowup it’s may ninth (national bj day)
by Ilovemayninth May 09, 2022
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