Lu Jun Ming is also know as David or Gayvid or Gavid.He Loves Annie Zhu, Cherry, Annie Fang and hot girls. Lu Jun Ming goes to asian groceries and spends money and never tells his parents. He loves Dustin cause he gives him free things.
Lu Jun Ming loves everything.
by Bredson Lie July 31, 2023
An oral news service where someone publicizes the shitty details and news of all of his friends to all of his other friends.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Sam's girlfriend dumped him?"
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."
by karpis March 02, 2014
by Jlitjosh December 27, 2010
When a lady has had several drinks to make her almost intoxinated she heads to the toilet to have a shite. In the process of having a shite, she wipes the alternative way and in the process gives her a pooey minge.
by Deedeewan November 21, 2018
When a video is leaked showing the toughest alpha male in the neighborhood, performing oral sex and getting his face repeatedly slapped by a transgender woman’s penis.
by stolenhorcrux March 16, 2022
Lut Ming isn’t a person. Lut Ming is a way of life. The air we breath. The berries in our cream. Lut Ming is the identity of emotion.
"Lut Ming me please.”
“I want a Lut Ming”
“I need a Lut Ming martini and I need it now”
“I’m claustrophobic Lut Ming!?”
“I want a Lut Ming”
“I need a Lut Ming martini and I need it now”
“I’m claustrophobic Lut Ming!?”
by MikeHawkwashere November 21, 2021
The antagonist to the musketeers. This pathetic specimen of a human often tries to compete with the musketeers by placing shiny things on the ground in a vain attempt to blow up all the Musketeers.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.
Person 1: I really like the Musketeers, they're cool guys.
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off
by 4Musketeers January 13, 2011