Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life

I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself

by Nicotharappist October 04, 2022

Ming Ming

he is a cat that has bigger balls than dog's named Jax

Marian: woah ming ming has bigger balls than jax!

by portia's warshing machine December 16, 2020

Minge Dentist

A specialist 'ginacologist who mainly treats disorders of the vagina dentata.

Saffy, sweetie, can I give you the number of my minge dentist?

by Scapegrace January 25, 2019

dog minge

A vulgar term referring to someone who is smelly, hairy and ill kept. Essentially an insult

She was a right dog minge

by Gert McFadden January 06, 2021

Wang Wei Ming

小王
Wwm 🐐🐐

可憐的孩子，今天沒有課

Wang Wei Ming!!1!1!1!1

by M Chan November 20, 2023

Minge

minge is another word for car

I have a green minge!

by agsishaaiajam May 19, 2021

Tiddling My Moist Minge

Masturbating

My wife caught me tiddling my moist minge.

by MommyRisa March 07, 2025