A person who loves the cartoon character, Garfield, so much that they and a partner cosplay as Garfield while the other person shoves a slice of lasagna in their ass and eats their ass out.
"You know, I'm a bit of a lasagna lover myself"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"
by A Coffee Drinking Whale February 10, 2019
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~ "Chief" Galen Tyrol, Battlestar Galactica Season 2 episode 9, while engaged in bloody fisticuffs with Karl "Helo" Agathon
~ "Chief" Galen Tyrol, Battlestar Galactica Season 2 episode 9, while engaged in bloody fisticuffs with Karl "Helo" Agathon
by L31f Greane September 11, 2018
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The 7th studio album of Taylor Swift; is also the most anticipated album of 2019. Previously called TS7 by Swifties. You must stream it and buy it.
- What are you doing?
- I'm streaming the best album of 2019...
- Lover? Yeah, the Queen snapped!!
- wbk ;)
- What are you doing behind that fence?
-... nothing…
rep Taylor:- SO YOU REALLY TRIED TO MESS WITH ME?!!?!??! F*CK Y*U! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?? UHM?? I'M F*CKING TAYLOR SWIFT AND KARMA WILL GET YOU B!TCH!! I'M THE QUEEN OF SNAKES *HISH HISH*!!!!!!!.....…. I love my boo :( , let's hope he likes me too :( he's so cute :) you know… he's a mantion with a view, the king of my heart :)) but my reputation precedes me :( unf :( it's delicate :( but i'm the mess that he wanted :) hold on to the memories they will hold on to you :)))) *smiles*
Lover Taylor: - COLOURS!!! BUTTERFLIES!!! FLOWERS!!! RAINBOWS!!! PALM TREES!!! EASTER EGGS!!! HEARTS!!! LGBTQ+ RIGHTS!!! ME-EH-EHHHHH OHH-OOHHH!! :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
- Why in the hell are there a crowd of clowns running across the street??
- You Need To Calm Down, honey!... They're just Swifties going to the store to buy Taylor's new album, Lover…
- I Love Taylor Swift SO MUCH, she's really the best...
- SHE IS!! :( And awwn Benjamin Button, Taylor's new cat, is so cute :((
- HE IS!! :(( Meredith and Olivia are so cute too :(( They all deserve to be treated equally!!
- !! Wbk!!..... well... let's buy another CD (Lover) !!
- LET'S GO-OHHH-OHH-OHHHH!!!
#WeStandWithTaylor
!! STREAM AND BUY LOVER BY TAYLOR SWIFT!!
- I'm streaming the best album of 2019...
- Lover? Yeah, the Queen snapped!!
- wbk ;)
- What are you doing behind that fence?
-... nothing…
rep Taylor:- SO YOU REALLY TRIED TO MESS WITH ME?!!?!??! F*CK Y*U! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?? UHM?? I'M F*CKING TAYLOR SWIFT AND KARMA WILL GET YOU B!TCH!! I'M THE QUEEN OF SNAKES *HISH HISH*!!!!!!!.....…. I love my boo :( , let's hope he likes me too :( he's so cute :) you know… he's a mantion with a view, the king of my heart :)) but my reputation precedes me :( unf :( it's delicate :( but i'm the mess that he wanted :) hold on to the memories they will hold on to you :)))) *smiles*
Lover Taylor: - COLOURS!!! BUTTERFLIES!!! FLOWERS!!! RAINBOWS!!! PALM TREES!!! EASTER EGGS!!! HEARTS!!! LGBTQ+ RIGHTS!!! ME-EH-EHHHHH OHH-OOHHH!! :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
- Why in the hell are there a crowd of clowns running across the street??
- You Need To Calm Down, honey!... They're just Swifties going to the store to buy Taylor's new album, Lover…
- I Love Taylor Swift SO MUCH, she's really the best...
- SHE IS!! :( And awwn Benjamin Button, Taylor's new cat, is so cute :((
- HE IS!! :(( Meredith and Olivia are so cute too :(( They all deserve to be treated equally!!
- !! Wbk!!..... well... let's buy another CD (Lover) !!
- LET'S GO-OHHH-OHH-OHHHH!!!
#WeStandWithTaylor
!! STREAM AND BUY LOVER BY TAYLOR SWIFT!!
by portugallovestaylor July 14, 2019
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