Kelly is a typical name for a basic bitch who is very confusing and not very convenient. If you date her she hates your friends, says she loves you but she tells her friends she doesn't. She's either white or asian. She WILL break up with you and act like its nothing. But when you get with someone else she'll regret leaving you. She hates her middle name. She has stupid names for pets. Your bestfriend dates her cousin but she's as crazy as her. Technically she's a bitch, and has a "bitch face".
Guy: Who are you flipping off?!?
Guy2: Kelly, she's such a bitch.
Guy: She's like a mile away dude.
Guy2: That doesn't make up the fact that she's a bitch :)
Guy2: Kelly, she's such a bitch.
Guy: She's like a mile away dude.
Guy2: That doesn't make up the fact that she's a bitch :)
by OddLuck November 7, 2014
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Get the Keylan mug.Kelly is a Green eyed, grey sweat pants wearing, stubborn ass man. He hates spicy food, the most amazing smile when he shows it. His voice and hugs can sooth you on your worst day. Always on the road, and his phone is blowing up all day and night. Has the biggest heart, but only for certain people. Once you break his trust, that’s it.. no more chances. He is not someone you want to mess with. He will “trunk you”. if he has any fears, he would never show them. He takes care of so many people but never takes care of himself. He looks so peaceful when he has a guitar in his hands, even the darkest parts of his soul.. shine like gold.
by Thespot August 6, 2019
Get the Kelly mug.THE BADDEST, and when I say the absolute baddest bitch I know. her ass is super fucking phat, and her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, no cap. If you ever encounter a Kelly, you better bow down to her. because you will never find another girl like her. If you are dating a Kelly YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANYONE BETTER THEN HER. She puts the HOT in psychotic. Her saying is "If I have to be a bitch I might as well be a bad one."
GUY: Is that a Kelly, I wish I could date her. Her boyfriend is so lucky
GUY: I know, she's the baddest bitch I know
GUY: I know, she's the baddest bitch I know
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