A person who is always there for you, and will always be your best friend no matter what. She has a great sense of humor and will make you laugh till your stomach hurts. She is kind, beautiful,creative,lovable, and exceptionally smart.
Kellie you're such a genius.
by Iluvchickennuggets7 November 21, 2019

The name for someone who loves to sesh, but struggles with portion control, and knowing when too much is too much. A Ketamine Kelly does not enjoy the K-hole, but more often then not finds themselves buried deep in one. Portion control is not limited to ketamine, and can include MD, Coke or men. Not the same as a Ketamine Kathy
Johan: Greg, I cant deal with Ketamine Kelly here, you need to take him home!
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.
by Chadlington May 27, 2019

P1: Hey, did you see TYLER KELLY caught the game winning touchdown last game??
P2: Yes, he makes me so horny and I want him to have my babies!!
P2: Yes, he makes me so horny and I want him to have my babies!!
by Tk lover December 6, 2024

by Latman March 28, 2024

the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'
this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024

When you Urinate and Poo in an container, Take a shower in it and fornicate in it with your S/O or tinder date.
by NathaniSan July 2, 2019

by The baddie evi ♡ October 3, 2020
