Jersediction

When a person originally or currently from New Jersey speaks about an egregious offense, committed by a person who has never been or is not from New Jersey, in front of a current New Jersey native to whom they are loosely related, who immediately assumes control over the entire situation by suggesting the complainant communicate only to them and they should “don’t worry about it” and/or “have a good time.” Thus, leaving the complainant concerned for what the person asserting Jersediction might do.

Melissa from Rockaway tells this story about this guy from Texas, named Subi, who was giving her I don’t know some hard time about whateva. Tony hears it right, immediately claims Jersediction. Tony says, “Melissa, this dude Subi, from Texas. You don’t worry I take care of it. We’ll talk, don’t worry about it, just have a good time, ok?”

Melissa later said, “OMG, what did I say? WTF is Tony going to do?”

by Project6195 July 13, 2020

jesse neuman

A gamer that has 100 thousand gamer score that likes to sits on cheeseburger and like to watch anime

Jesse Neumann is a virgin

by Swift hawk420 October 22, 2020

Jersey-hearted

Being "jersey-hearted" means that we approach life from a place of inner strength, resiliency, courage, integrity, authenticity and truth. People that are jersey-hearted possess a rare heart, a heart making them capable of doing the miraculous. ( Only the people who possess the heart are the talented and gifted. ) Therefore, standing out because of they’re power, will, uniqueness, and creativeness.

Superman lived such a jersey-hearted life.
Only someone jersey-hearted can be a survivor.

by TheeGenius November 5, 2020

Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse

Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva

by jesseandeva November 6, 2020

Jesse Whiteman

A pure virgin, Demonstrates 100% virgin like behaviour and also obtains a micro penis.

Oh look at that virgin, its jesse whiteman!

by EshayGawd420 February 1, 2021

Jesse O'Halloren

hot so hot just so so hot beautiful the most gorgeous man sexy sexy man so sexy mmmm sex master

"If I had to use one word to describe Jesse O'Halloren it would be hot"
"He's such a Jesse"

by Jesse's Bitch March 17, 2021

Jease

Jease is an onomatopoeia for the sound one makes under a type of duress or astonishment.
A different way to spell the onomatopoeia 'geez'

"Did you see the new videogame that came out today?"
"Oh, jease. I thought that was coming out tomorrow!"

by ÈlSal May 23, 2021