Jessica P

A girl who pees her jeans on demand and leaves wet patches wherever she goes
Loves a good meatball.

Oh I'm busting for the loo, wish I could be like Jessica pee

by Jecca456 August 14, 2020

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Jessica Christmas

The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.

I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?

by Starshine Ember September 8, 2020

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jessica bannister

A elite slag who sleeps with boys & gives head 24/7, a ultimate slag

Guy 1 - Yo I bet she’s a “Jessica bannister”

Guy 2 - For real look at her

by ehehdhdhd September 12, 2020

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Jessica mckeeman

A Short Scottish girl with anger issues n terrible music taste, who is a simp for lads beginning with the name C who coincidentally have big weiners

Jessica mckeeman is a midget n has bad music taste

by Jessica mckeemans husband September 14, 2020

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Jessica

The Goddess voicing Lexington Ave trains, iykyk.

Unfortunately, the morons of the MTA decided to implement Dianne Thompson's announcements on "The Next Stop Is" and "This Is", ruining our childhood.

Railfan 1: bruhhh Lexington isn't complete without Jessica man we need her back!
Railfan 2: Good luck with that, knuckleheads changed it to Dianne and we're all crying.

by Fuseguy August 7, 2022

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