Jessica

She’s straight up a bitch. Smart at times. Nice sometimes.

“Jessica bitch ass won’t play 8 ball with me.” -lv

by BigdickdaddyLV November 29, 2018

Jessica P

A girl who pees her jeans on demand and leaves wet patches wherever she goes
Loves a good meatball.

Oh I'm busting for the loo, wish I could be like Jessica pee

by Jecca456 August 14, 2020

jessica

jessica or jessica kitrell is a Kelis Hawkins but taller with dimples and obsessed wtih i-pads

hailey: gurlll
hayley: what gurlll
hailey: guess what gurlll
hayley: what gurlll
hailey im 6'5, like memes
hayley: so ur a jessica gurlll

by GIRRAFE THE DONUT July 30, 2019

jessica sadler

Jessica Sadler is a tall, beautiful, blond, and blue eyed girl, with a unique eye shape. She is a goddess of all the angles. if any boy gets their hands on a Jessica Aadler, they better hold on tight and not let go. she is sweet, caring, loves animals, and would do anything to impress her man

“Jessica Sadler is so pretty, like how?”
“what’s that girls name over there? Jessica Sadler, dang she’s stunning”

by how?? January 17, 2019

jessica mcgovern

1/4 of “The Daddy Quartet” from the CW tv show “Nerdz”

-she is a sexy queen

-resident nerd

-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons

-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.

Jessica McGovern is so weird she literally said “i don’t want anyone fingering me post-mortem” like- who says that??

by cilantro.is.yummy July 12, 2021

Jessica

Jensens best friend

Jessica is hanging around the food man again

by BIDisaster April 14, 2020

Jessica Withdrawal

An indescribable feeling of loneliness paired with constantly questioning your self worth and happiness

“You don’t look so good Max, how long have those Jessica Withdrawals been wearing on you?

by Mxwg June 3, 2019