Finger painting

It’s when a woman is being fingered on her period and you pull out your finger and draw a heart on her stomach. (Like finger painting)

She said” we can’t have sex, cause I’m on my period…. I said “ that’s fine, I’ll just do some finger painting “

by Sydney Trunks May 26, 2025

Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

clown paint

face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.

person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*

person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..

by professionalAssEater November 29, 2022

Paint Job

The art of leaving behind a poo-stain in the toilet

My co-worker left a skidmark inside the toilet so I asked him about his paint job

by anonymous July 17, 2024

Put her in the paint and let her eat!

A phrase said when you throw all caution to the wind, usually in reference to a vehicle when racing, offroading, or towing a heavy load.

Bob - "I don't think I can tow this trailer with my Honda Jim."

Jim - "Well good buddy, only way to know is to put her in the paint and let her eat!"

by Dieselman994 May 15, 2024

rolling in the paint

when taking an adderall and drinking

Hey Marty, did you hear she was rolling in the paint last night?

BRUHHH I ROLLED HELLA HARD LAST NIGHT

by blt69420 September 23, 2021

lead paint stare

The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.

When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.

by Cheeztaem February 6, 2024