Free Cream

Cream for distribution from the sac of the willing bartered for the cost of nothing.

Free cream for all. Merry Christmas -Dad

by Punkstallionfms January 11, 2020

Free Lip

When one of your vagina lips slips free in your panties. It’s hanging freely, loosely, and without restraint. Also referred to as a vagina wedgie

Girl 1: Ah shit (*aggressively shifts hands in pants)
Girl 2: What’s wrong you got a wedgie?!
Girl 1: No I got free lip

by _derptasticgurl_ February 23, 2021

Free wifi

A kind of wifi that helps fuck and lag ur device and eventually sucks the network.

Teacher leaves the meeting due to wifi connection problem

Teacher joins the chat
Also teacher: Seems like Zoom is not stable enough
Me: STOP USING THE FREE WIFI IN THE RESTAURANT

IT IS A PIECE OF SH1T

by Ur gae mom October 29, 2021

free booger

An act of giving free blowjobs to men at no charge

Andy : YOOOO I could really use a free booger right now
Girl : Sure lets go

by goldenponyboy August 13, 2020

Free Baking

The act of being friends with someone just so you can smoke their weed and bounce.

My friend: I thought I was friends with Jess, but she just smokes my weed and leaves instead of hanging out.

Me: Yeah, she just likes free baking.

by HMB_BRO March 4, 2019

Free to play

Free to play = Pay to win

Girl "Hey, have seen the new free to play game?"
Boy "Do you mean pay to win game?"

by JeppeTheGraet April 18, 2018

FREE CRACK!

A FELLING OF EUPHORIA WHEN YOU SEE IT

WOOHHOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!

by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023