Joe-E-Fresh

The Sexiest Example of Man EVER FROM FLORIDA...has the most amazing girlfriend JESSICA...GREAT AT EVERYTHING...PLAYS SAX FOR THE SKAMERICANS

"Man Joe-E-Fresh Is So Kick ass"

by Joe Dessi July 31, 2008

The Garden Fresh Special

Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.

Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.

by Don Everest April 08, 2005

Chode Boy Fresh

any kid who is related to a loser, preferably his son, who acts all chodey and whatnot, getting pulled over high,and thinks he is bad ass even though he doesnt have any real friends.

he hurts on the inside, but still no one cares, and it is well-deserved

Trevor Reed is a fucking Chode Boy Fresh

by CBFTREVVYTREV April 20, 2009

smesh lemmony fresh

Exceedingly good. can be used to describe anyhting which is so good that there is no word for it.

Person 1: what did you think of her arse?
Person 2: it was smesh lemmony fresh mate!

by Michael Taylor December 11, 2003

lookin fresh as hell

When you are dressed in very nice, crisp, clean, usually name brand clothing. Well groomed and very presentable. Dressed to impress.

2 chains called and said you better be lookin fresh as hell, just in case them feds watchin.

by Perfect planet February 22, 2018

Fresh white morning

The process of waking up and deliberately applying a new coat of cum on your bedding, irregardless if your bed is already messy.

guy: Hey how was your morning?

girl: Yeah I started my day with a fresh white morning
guy: woah! I wasn't expecting your morning to be that exciting!
girl: Yeah I like to do it when I can.

by Skyjam June 18, 2017

Fresh kicks genocide

(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.

A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.

The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.

Alex is under scrutiny by the groupchat for reports of a fresh kicks genocide at her pregame.

by nolandc September 27, 2019