can you be my friend?

Yes

You:can you be my friend?

Me the person writing this:yes

by AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGG November 1, 2020

National hit best friend day

Hit your best friend

Boy : you know what day it is

Girl : shoot, national hit best friend day

by Carly 146 November 18, 2020

National fuck your friend day

The day that you have the right to fuck or be fucked by any friend, this day is April 23

Disclaimer: chances are high that it happens, 99.999% says "yes"

"Hey it's national fuck your friend day"
friend: let's go!!

by raspberry Beret April 21, 2021

National prank your friend day

Today is national prank your friend day!!! Prank ur bestie by coming up with a great prank lolll

National Prank your friend day- September 17th

by Prankr333 September 17, 2021

Bully your tall friend day

Annually, on November 2nd, you can abuse your tall friend. >:)

Me: Hey Esther, its November 2nd.
Esther: What about it?
Me: Its bully your tall friend day.
Esther: OH SHII-

by smol short person >:) October 31, 2021

Friend zone

The story of my life

The true definition of being friend zoned: When you have lots of friends, but you will be forever alone

by Angelina, The Dick Sucker December 31, 2014

A friend of Ellen's

Referring to Ellen Degeneres. A phrase used when asking about a female's sexual preference. Basically asking is a particular woman gay. First heard on Community by Annie.

Person 1: So is Hannah... A friend of Ellen's...?
Person 2: Yes she is. And you can just say gay, moron.

by Sophie Marie Hare March 1, 2011