Furry Exclusion

A term used for fictional animal-like characters that are depicted so hot, that even if you admit they are hot and you'd smash, you would not be a Furry.

Guy 1: You a furry dude?
Guy 2: No... but I'm down bad for Lola bunny

Guy 1: Oh you're good then, She's a Furry Exclusion

by Jackoval June 25, 2022

furry magnet

Hairy female genitalia

The furry magnet got me again

by Rossco August 19, 2017

Furry Grippen

The unrecognizable, mysterious animal that darts out in front of your vehicle late at night while driving to another bar.

Holy shit, what was that! I think it may have been a Furry Grippen.

by MonkChowder April 15, 2015

furry monet

A furry monet a little piece of shit, not funny, and makes you want to kms

"WATCH OUT, there is a furry monet"

by monetisafurry February 22, 2021

The Furry Jalapeño

The Furry Jalapeno, widely known to sexual dare devils everywhere, is both an act of love and self sacrifice. The act itself is quite simple. You must first shave your pubes completely and neatly collect them. Then prior to coitus during the allotted condom prep time you must dip your penis in a jar of jalapeño juice. After you get a good soak you then sprinkle the saved pubes liberally making sure to coat the entire penis. This creates an interesting coat of spicy juices and a furry texture. It's really an avant garde procedure mixing both sex and art. Use caution as sprinkling pubes on your penis can be dangerous.

Tommy: Baby I can't wait to explore my creative sexuality with you when I stuff you with the Furry Jalapeño!
Lauren: Why does it smell like Jalapeños? Why is your dick covered in pubes? -muffled screams-

by Asidewayseight February 2, 2017

furry radiator

To burn of your pubic hair.

Cathleen was ironing her shirt the other day and forgot the iron was on. She pulled a furry radiator.

by Egyptiandumptruck June 22, 2014

Furry Vibes

Furry vibes are when someone is giving off the same vibes as a furry, as in they act or generally are very much like the stereotypical furry.

Furry vibes may include:
Name of animal in a username
Apparent obsession over their favorite animal
Draws/doodles/writes about animals possessing human-like qualities, either in their behavior or physical being.
Occasionally texting using things such as "uwu" and ":3"

Kat: "Hey did you see Aiden, he changed his profile picture to a fox and is always texts like a furry"
Rio: "Yeah ikr he's giving off major Furry Vibes"

by MeerKatIsCool March 14, 2022