Deep fried Mars Bar

Scottish national dish after haggis.

"Stick it in the deep fat frier."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

California Home Fries

Breakfast item served to one night stands that insist on staying for breakfast. Made by first ejactulating onto the back or torso of another and then allowing to dry. Dried semen is then scraped from the body, fried, and served with eggs, toast, or other breakfast foods.

I served that bitch some California Home fries after fucking her shit last night.

by Sport April 30, 2006

Can I get fries with that

A stupid question to ridicule a stupid offer, like a pushy salesperson, like they're working at a fast food drive up window...as opposed to "bite me, Biach"

She wanted me to fuck her, but I just asked her, "Can I get fries with that?"

by NWA10000 January 15, 2015

indonesian fried chicken salad

a sexual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an Asian woman between the heights of 4'9'' and 5'2'' and a African-American male of large penis (12"+, 7'' circumference). occurs when black male of large penis fails to insert penis into the small Asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch salad dressing and uses said ranch to lubricate obscenely large penis. thus, enabling him to insert penis into the small Asian vagina. after intercourse is completed and vagina is enlarged due to sex, black male proceeds to use the ranch salad dressing left over in the vagina and mixes in salad, assorted veggies, and fried chicken. he then consumes said fried chicken salad out of Asian woman's vagina using nothing more than chopsticks.

" nigga you straight indonesian fried chicken salad'd that chink bitch janice last night nigga."

by chinkbitchjanice5987xoox69 September 19, 2009

fried green tomatoes

To take someone's parking spot in a rude fashion,
or to cut someone off and take their parking spot.

"I'm gonna have to pull a fried green tomatoes on that bitch if she tries to take that parking spot!"

or:

"That bitch just pulled a fried green tomatoes on us! That was our parking spot!"

by xvrider December 13, 2008

kentucky fried nigger tits

the best exclamation ever.
very catchy.

Henry: *leg snaps off* KENTUCKY FRIED NIGGER TITS that really fucking hurt. omfg get a doctor.

by f00l June 26, 2008

Air fried tossed salad

N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing salad.

While having my salad tossed I relaxed a bit too much. She ate my air fried tossed salad, and spent the thirty minutes in the bathroom vomiting that forty dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have for dinner.

by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020