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helicopter kid

A child who is simply not ready for the harsh realities of real life because they were coddled too much as a child. Helicopter kids come in many forms and do many things to signify that they are indeed, helicopter kids. For example:

Follow you around the room when having a conversation

Eat out a lot despite not having a job

Cant live in a house without a heater

Ask for permission to do mundane shit

Gets paranoid as shit whenever anything slightly illegal happens in their vicinity

Overall a beta human being
“Should we invite ___ over tonight?”

“Dude no, they’re such a ducking helicopter kid, they’ll ruin everyone’s night.”
by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018
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the kid’s life

the kid’s life is hard as hell, due to piling amounts of school work, peer pressure from classmates, and fake friends.
“the kid’s life is hard as hell, so thank god for instagram, iphones, and fries.”
by wokespringboi2000 October 9, 2019
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TC Kid

a sexton worshiper who will do anything to impress lord sexton or to make him laugh. Somewhat of a fake friendship, TC Kids just want lord sexton to like them
lord sexton: Hey
TC Kid: hahahahaha you are so funny. omg i love you so much! Please like me i will do anything
by familyguyfan81 July 5, 2009
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Fortnite Kid

An idiot who won't shut up about FORTNITE: BATTLE ROYALE! Usually a 4-9 year old. IQ: 1
Thinks they are the best at everything.
*Watches a bad TikTok*
Man, I hate all these Fortnite Kids.
by Sh1fted September 26, 2020
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Sega kid

In the late 80's to early 90's, the kid who owned a Sega Genesis as opposed to a Nintendo (or a Super Nintendo in the 90's). Unless they were spoiled and owned both.
Jason: Let's go to Joe's house and play Super Mario Brothers.

Patrick: No, he's a Sega kid so we'll have to play Altered Beast.
by not clever December 24, 2014
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Florida kid

Someone from Florida, particularly a teenager.
Vocabulary consists of jhit, vineyard vines, tiktok, supreme, and Periodt
Usually white, rich, and annoying
Max - The new kid lives in a mansion but uses gang signs more than actual words

Jordan - Must be a Florida kid
by Monkeyshit4life October 18, 2019
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stray kids

idiotic fruitbowls who somehow have good music and personalities
"jeogiyo noona hokshi namja chingu isseoyo?" -- han jisung of stray kids
by yuhw February 16, 2021
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