Eventium

The version 2.0 of the birthday or anniversary.

Person A: I'm turning 27 tomorrow!
Person B: You still celebrating birthdays? What are you, a boomer?
Person A: Huh?
Person B: When's your birthday?
Person A: February 27... 2000.
Person B: According to eventiumcalculator.com, you turn 1 billion seconds old on Thursday.
Person A: Whoa! Eventiums are way cooler than boomer birthdays. Where did you hear about them?
Person B: TikTok.
<laughter>

by Johnny Sprinkles May 10, 2025

public events associate

(n.) Someone who picks up horse shit at a parade

The public events associate was responsible for cleaning up after the clydesdales after the fourth of july parade was finished.

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by Lavenderre June 18, 2021

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by BlueTextGenerator June 18, 2021