Jimmy's mom walked into his room and saw him egging the white house while his girlfriend lubed up her anus.
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Person: "I'm sweaty,I wonder ho humid it is in this room"
Engineer: "hmm... pv=nrt... account for vapor pressure... partial pressure... About 65% humidity I believe" *checks humidity gauge* "shit I was off by 2%, should have used a calculator"
Engineer: "hmm... pv=nrt... account for vapor pressure... partial pressure... About 65% humidity I believe" *checks humidity gauge* "shit I was off by 2%, should have used a calculator"
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by CYurkss721 November 21, 2017
Get the engine cunt mug.A subject that a student is most likely to begin taking during their high school life. This is a rigorous course that students who enjoy math and science take and among other subjects such as arts, english, and language is typically considered harder. Engineering does come with benefits. If the student continues engineering in college, it raises chances of obtaining a job after graduating college. However, if a student decides to take this course, they will most likely soon experience side effects such as lack of sleep, a state of confusion, and an urge to end your own life.
Student 1: Dude, I think I'm going to take the engineering class!
Student 2: It's been nice knowing you.
Student 1: Why is that?
Student 2: It's because you're taking engineering.
Student 2: It's been nice knowing you.
Student 1: Why is that?
Student 2: It's because you're taking engineering.
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A school with lots of “social influencers” and LOTS of school pride were girls Athletics Is better than boys, also school were all student seem to be sad when walking down the hallways.
A school with lots of “social influencers” and LOTS of school pride were girls Athletics Is better than boys, also school were all student seem to be sad when walking down the hallways.
Morning announcement : “stay true to the red and blue ,remember stay classy bobcats “
* literally their students have prided for Edinburg high school *
* literally their students have prided for Edinburg high school *
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