dark side

The side of any biological entity no one would be able to see if they wore underwear.

(After William Wallace repeteadly commands his men to show their dark side)
Longshanks: Send the archers I have seen enough!!

by HEHOOKNOWS July 26, 2009

Dark Room

A room with projectors and officials to give feedback for your jobs.

Sena you had 100 errors in DPX, please come to the dark room.

by dark room specialist November 6, 2003

dark one

in a nutshell, a very big, and very disagreeable entity, human or otherwise. the most widely known dark one is, of course our good friend the squidhead, cthulhu. can be used as an insult in civilized company. used only in circumstances in which the person in question is hated beyond any and all

"go home, dark one." (meaning, go to hell, fucktard)

by Link the Wolf May 10, 2005

Dancing in the dark

What College Physics TAs do when their students leave while listening to the song Dancing In The Dark by Deva.

Physics Lab TA: Hey my students are gone. Time for the lights to go off and start Dancing in the dark.

by TAChong November 9, 2011

Dark Vader

Somone who is renowned for being shady towards thier "friends", a person who will ditch you instead of include you in an activity.

A type of person who is sly, shady and dark towards their so called "friends", hence contracting the name Dark Vader

BOB: Hey Dave what are you upto tonight? fancy a few beers with the lads?

DAVE: errm errm na errm, i'm really tired, sorry i have to go now... *hangs up*
(Dave is on the way to the pub already)

BOB: *sends text message* - AHHHH HAHAHA YOU LITTLE DARK VADER! I HOPE U DISAPEAR INTO THE SHADOWS DARK ONE!

by GBX March 26, 2008

dark matter

hey, like , the universe should weigh this much, right, but all the stuff we can see is like only 10% of that weight, yeh, so there must be some other shit we can't see! dark matter!

BULLSHIT

1. how the fuck does any one know how much the universe weighs
2. how the fuck does any one know how much stuff there actually is in the universe

its a theory, not a provable fact 'therefore' any one claming that they 'believe' it to exist is in fact as much of a lunatic as people who live their lives according to 2000 year old religious myths

and another thing the fucking big bang right, yeh ok maybe there is evedence of it im prepared to accept that but WHAT THE FUCK CAUSED IT cos in my experience huge explosions dont just happen at random unless ive had a few too many the night before

too many so called scientific people accept these things as fact without any questions or proof, that is known as faith in my book not science

dark matter? ive shit it

poindexter: dark matter exists
me: prove it
poin: well, i cant but i belive it to be true
me: i believe ur a fukin idiot
poin: very intelligent argument
me: yeh well your mother

by bongojim August 30, 2006

perfect dark

This is a fucking great game. The graphics are brilliant and the movement was slick. I was playing this game day and night, because it was very addictive. The game was made by the best game developers in the world called rare ware, this company was brought out by the bastard "corporation" mircosoft!!!! Perfect Dark was technically better than goldeneye but goldeneye had the edge, because it was so good!!! Rare should stayed with nintendo, because now rare will make good game but not brilliant games.

Perfect Dark has a good character called elvis he was a alian.

by derick nobcheese November 21, 2003