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donut monkies

Software developers who consume too much tea and sugared snacks and communicate via IRC despite being in the same office - only 2 desks away.
Ed and Craig are two dedicated donut monkies
by Bored@Work September 12, 2006
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dontstayin

Clubbing and social networking website frequented by a mixture of mainly nice people, but also complete rembrants.

Users are encouraged to 'spot' others at events which then are posted on the website. Unfortunately the website falls short of publicising easy going house and techno music and is more concentrated on Drum and Bass, Hard-house, Hard-Trance and Hardcore. Thus some of the users are a little 'challenged' when it comes to intelligence.
We were out bopping to some hard trance, when this steroid user came up to me and took a photo. He said congratulations, your on dontstayin.
by Reginald Clowns Pocket. April 9, 2010
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herts donut

familierized by family guy a punch to the face
peter:"wanna herts donut"boy:"sure"PUNCH!!!!!
peter:herts donut
by Dorian barcelo December 17, 2008
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Bleeding Donut

When you've had way too much hot sauce for your own good and your ass is bleeding from shitting so much. It is also so inflamed that if you were to shit just one more time you may end up in reconstructive rectum surgery.
Julie: are you ok? you've been shitting for about half an hour now, do you need an ambulance?

Damian: I ate way too many burritos last night, I swear i have a bleeding donut right now
by JulieLafleur March 18, 2010
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Jelley Donut

The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, and then punching your patner in the mouth so that the blood mixes with the semen and creates a jelley like apperance.
dude, she kept rubbing her teeth on my junk, so when i came i repaid her with a jelley donut.
by Maximus Eroticas July 5, 2011
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Pocket-Donut

The Pocket Donut is your emergency food, stashed in your pocket, while having origins in a Boston Cream Donut, any food can now suffice as a pocket donut, but pastries are preferred.
"I'm not buying the movie theater candy, I brought my Pocket-Donut"

"I'm famished, I can't believe I forgot to pack a pocket donut."
by MadMuse November 8, 2014
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Maple Donut

Smearing maple syrup around a girls vagina then fucking her hard until you cum then having her lick the jizz and maple syrup off your dick.
"Tiffany is such a hoe... I heard she gave George a maple donut last night"
Ohh....tasty
by Nanoturtle April 23, 2015
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