cum gubber

Someone who gubs their own cum.

I was having a wank whilst driving along the M8, just as I was about to finish I realised I had no tissues so had to gub my own cum. Now my mates call me a cum gubber.

by lolwutthefuck October 1, 2010

Cum Oyster

The gelatinous post-coital discharge of the vagina after unprotected sex that gathers in the undergarments of the recipient female.

I need a bathroom, I just had sex with Randy and I have a huge cum oyster in my panties.

by mmmoyesters19 April 11, 2013

Cum diaper

A cloth object use to clean up cum dripping out of a girl after a cream pie

i.e. The literal shirt off a guys back, a towel, etc.

"I just shot my load in her, now I need a cum diaper to make sure it doesn't drip out everywhere"

by Cumguzzler96 February 8, 2015

cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.

EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...

by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

The Cum Run

"The Cum Run" is what you call it when you run across the hallway to the bathroom while covered in your own ejaculate. This would occur when you have forgotten to bring tissues to clean up after masturbating. (The running part is to prevent cum from dripping on the floor.)

"My housemates caught me doing 'The Cum Run'."

by Lanky Wanker May 19, 2019

CUM mobile

Having sex while driving

Let's try something new...... Cum mobile

by lil willy on the track April 1, 2020