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covid whore

An unemployed stripper who has to turn tricks to pay the bills
Lollipop: Oh hell no, Bitch, don't you be bringing your nasty covid whore ass on my street.
Mandy: Fuck you, Sasquatch. Maybe you should put a mask on, you will probably make more money.
by Butter Mike May 18, 2020
mugGet the covid whoremug.

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.
Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.
by Shuaman October 18, 2020
mugGet the Covid jumpingmug.

covid moron

Anybody who writes a definition for a word related to covid 19.
Anybody who writes a definition for a word related to the Mexican beer virus is a covid moron. This is a deadly disease, and should not be taken lightly or made light of. The only writer excluded from this rule is the brilliant writer of the definition of covid moron.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 7, 2020
mugGet the covid moronmug.

COVID-19

Short for "COronaVIrusDisease-2019."
I just defined Covid-19.
by Jinad October 17, 2022
mugGet the COVID-19mug.

covid-brain

covid-brain - adjective - describing an altered state of mind due to covid-19 (coronavirus)
example in a sentence: 1 - "It was crazy, one second I was showing her my room, the next we were on the bed with our clothes off, honestly I think it was covid-brain." 2 - "My mom doesn't usually yell at me much but recently it feels like she has been yelling at me almost daily. I think I will give her the benefit of the doubt and chock it up to covid-brain."
by Phantom Phobia October 20, 2021
mugGet the covid-brainmug.

Covid-chronicles

The never-ending string of YouTube videos you produced while 'sheltering in place.'
Hey dude, check out my covid-chronicles! They're fascinating! I've caught it all on video! I get up...make my breakfast...stare at the wall...make my lunch...roll around on the floor...stare some more...make some supper...twirl in place until I'm dizzy...go to bed...
by East Tennessee April 14, 2020
mugGet the Covid-chroniclesmug.

Covid Gangbang

In at least one frame of the Zoom meeting a woman masturbates, in the other frames men pound into fleshlights. Covid Orgies are a variant which involve either multiple men and women, or Zoom gatherings of entirely one gender.
Yo I’m gonna boot up the computer and beat off to a Covid Gangbang I’ve been meaning to watch
by Flakesbakes February 12, 2021
mugGet the Covid Gangbangmug.

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