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chuff cake

An ironically bad insult that is aimed at another individual for humourous reasons. Usually this word is used to relate to an idiotic/stupid person.
e.g. 'Stop stealing my chips you chuff cake!'

e.g. 'Stop spilling your juices on me you chuff cake'
by Mr.cool123 February 19, 2014
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smegma cake

The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/dick cheese in order to craft this beautiful cake.

Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness

Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake

Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.
Mark-Alan this cakes tastes tangy
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake
by Alan, World Renown pornstar November 23, 2020
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sweetie cakes

A hottie with a nice body/booty
by Baddieeeee February 9, 2017
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straight cake

Dope. Straight up cool. A positive vibe.
by CTyankee July 18, 2017
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pander cakes

by Misty Kerns May 18, 2015
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Deer Cake

When someone exhales their vape into a bottle of vodka and makes the vodka bottle smokey. The end result is deer cake
Aidan made the best deer cake for allie when he exhaled his lemon ice puff par into the smirnoff bottle.
by Gohawks14 November 21, 2022
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Cake hacking

The action of modifying a cake mix to personal specifications to give it a homemade taste.
I'm cake hacking this recipe because I am adding chocolate chips and honey to the mix. All my cakes are cake hacked. I really love cake hacking. This cake hack is delicious. This cake has been hacked.
by The Cake Hacker January 19, 2015
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