Blackout Boner (Noun)
1. An erection so intense that the majority of the blood in a male's body rushes to his penis, thus causing a black out and temporary unconsciousness.
1. An erection so intense that the majority of the blood in a male's body rushes to his penis, thus causing a black out and temporary unconsciousness.
That blonde girl at the bar was so hot that I just had a blackout boner and smacked my head on the table...wait, who drank all my beer?
by Robotfood July 24, 2008
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Noun. Literally, A Boner Kill is any thing, person, event, or disruption of the 5 senses, that causes one to lose an erection. Boner Kill is also used to refer to any situation which takes a dramatic turn for the worse.
"Dude, last night, I was over at Cheryl's and we were hookin up, everything was normal and good, when outa no where she tells me that she loves me. What a Boner Kill, right?"
or
friend - "dude it looks like someone hit your car"
friend 2 - "Talk about a Boner Kill"
or
friend - "dude it looks like someone hit your car"
friend 2 - "Talk about a Boner Kill"
by Pappa Horace November 29, 2007
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"Today I saw the New Moon preview and totally got a Twilight Boner."
"I got the biggest Twilight Boner when I heard that the Twilight stars were going to be at the mall signing autographs!"
"I got the biggest Twilight Boner when I heard that the Twilight stars were going to be at the mall signing autographs!"
by Dumbwhiteperson July 2, 2009
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That girl gave me boner shock when right before sex she said "I always forgets to take my birth control."
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Charles and Francois kept saying, "Zut! Alors!!" every time they played Boner Tag when Double Teaming Big Ass Marie. The noise in that room was totally deafening.
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