Buttholeism

The philosophy and mindset of being a butthole (also known as meany pants). To be or not to be is the question. But if you find yourself pondering this question, you probably are enacting the idea of of buttholism.

What is your problem Jerry?

"I'm sorry I'm just trying to practice buttholeism, so later I can show my wife."

by Buttholeism September 7, 2021

butthole cup

If you hit the middle cup in your first shot in beer pong and have to take your pants off

"You hit butthole cup"

by beerpongexpert February 1, 2018

butthole peeker

Where a strange man comes into your house peeks at your butthole to see if your clean/have wiped thoroughly.

I heard that Hudson Frensley got peeked by the butthole peeker, hopefully he won't peek me!

by olive oil12 September 11, 2022

butthole backwash

The act of one partner farting into another partner’s butthole and then that person farting out their partner’s fart they received.

Honey, come back that booty up here for a game of butthole backwash.

by LT12202022 June 1, 2022

Chum Bucket Butthole

When a guy’s butthole is so loose from bottoming that when he poops, the sound is reminiscent of a chum bucket being emptied into the ocean to attract sharks.

Due to the sawed off shotgun like blast spread, I knew Chum Bucket Butthole Dan had been in there last.

by West side Bobby July 8, 2023

Butthole Sauce

The liquidity substance that pours/leaks out of anal cavity during and after one has received multiple anal cream-pies. Usually a combination of blood and semen, with the consistency of Siracha-ketchup.

Girl: Ugh, after last night’s rendezvous with all the guys, I’ve been leaking butthole sauce all morning!

by Krispykris September 13, 2021

Fizzy Butthole

Variation of the Fizzy Bum to be conducted by a licensed professional. Dissolve Ecstasy tabs in Diet Coke. Drop mentos into container and insert into rectum creating an initially violent reaction followed by a caffeine and ecstasy induced euphoria. Side effects include but are not limited to:
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.

The clown junkie went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole; then he died.

by NOLA2022 March 15, 2022