Birthday Handy

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.

Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!

by Nessachuu June 24, 2016

birthday from a girl

when it is your birthday and a girl let's you have sex with her however you want.

i got a birthday from a girl at my party

by fungirl19524 May 25, 2016

birthday

the day you were born. dont expect to have a birthday party after you turn 13. after that, all you get is a card.

Person 1:happy 13th birthday, jessie!

You: F*uck off

by AB kat girl 12 June 1, 2016

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

floating birthday

Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.

She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.

by Foxcraft August 30, 2016

Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.

“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”

by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018

the pimps birthday

One of several days of the year noted primarily by the birth of a major player or pump. Not to be confused with the Pope's birthday. These days are cause for celebration for most Protestants. Most notable of these days is January 16.

Wassup boo? I'ma throw down like it's the pimps birthday!! We all gon' be Joshin!

by Scorchedpork January 16, 2018