Battle sack

When a male shaves his balls and accidentally cuts his sack leading to a gash that leads to a never ending cycle of lacerations

Son- Hey Dad, I think I have Battle Sack from accidentally cutting my balls while shaving in the shower the other morning. What should I do?

Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.

by Squeege68213 June 14, 2015

Text Battle

A Text Battle is a form of battle rap usually involving two parxipitants, that is in the form of written verses posted in an online forum or social network group or platform, that is judged either by pre approved judges or the readers and usually has certain categories that are each given scores, such as Multisyllabic rhymes, punchlines , personals, wordplay, scheme, etc. They can also be team battles, or be themes battles in which the two participants agree to a topic which constitutes the theme of each punchlines. Text battling started in the early to mod 00s, and started growing larger on battle rap forums and text Battle specific groups on ocial media sites , specifically Mysace and Facebook around this time. Some well known love battle rappers made their name on text Battle sites and it continues as a sub genre of hip hop. It is also sometimes referred to as keystyle ..

The recent text Battle between Else One and Cekspree didn't fail to impress the readers and Judges alike

by Leviathin December 4, 2023

Fortnite Battle Royale

Fortnite is a battle royale game where 100 players fight against each other in player versus player combat to be the last one standing. It is a fast-paced, action-packed game, not unlike The Hunger Games, where strategic thinking is a must in order to survive.

Fortnite Battle Royale is pro.

by ZenGaming1657 On YT August 16, 2022

Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.

I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.

by Tooftreef September 17, 2023

clout battle

A fake fight to hype your online fame

"ugh, no they don't actually hate each other they're just having a clout battle "

by Bmgcjdxd September 2, 2020

Battle of Mid

Refers to a legendary battle which took place between Jan, 17th, 2025 to Jan, 19th, 2025, in which the Palestinian fatman lost tobthe polish twink which caused him to crash out on his friend's birthday. All for the measly reward of the most 5/10 woman with assests bigger than squirrel girl.

Have you studied for the test?

Yeah, the Battle of Mid was a very interesting read!

by DragonDeezNuts69 July 1, 2025

Fortnite Battle Pass

An item you can purchase in fortnite for 950 v-bucks, it normally contains skins, emotes, wraps, etc..

Guy 1: fortnite battle pass, i just shid out my ass
Guy 1: booted up my pc, cause i need me
Guy 1: to get that fortnite battle pass

by Colonel Cornelius Cornwall Jr. October 20, 2023