Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

Bird Bath

Washing your penis in the sink.

Kevin: Yeah, I was tryna get a blowjob so I went and took a bird bath.

by eevee666 May 10, 2015

Peen Bath

An oral experience on male genitals similar to a bath using one’s mouth; a blowjob

Wow, Amy sure gives one mean, clean peen bath.

by Donny Deals May 11, 2020

Bath and toaster

Something I would like to have
Also an amazing way to wake up

I’m so depressed and want to have a bath and toaster combo.

by Ianyourgod April 12, 2022

beaner bath towel

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.

Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.

by Moist butt hole August 25, 2016

Maple Bath

A bathing tradition in Wisconsin which takes place on the 17th of December. Every town builds a hot tub at the and fills it with gooey maple syrup. The town mayor is the first to enjoy this public bathing tradition followed by each citizen as required by law.

It's the 17th, lets head on down to the town square for a maple bath!

by One Old Maple Bather December 15, 2011

Bath

Place water on yourself (in a non sexual way tho)

Friend 1 (Miles)

"My friend said they had a bath"
Friend 2 (Moth)

"I don't need to know about their sex life"

Friend 3 (Crimsonoob)
"Huh?"

by Prestigedidiot April 21, 2024