A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.
by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023
Get the Michigan mud bathmug. The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
Get the Turkish Couch Bathmug. The action of giving someone/thing such a large amount of spray-tan that people question if you bathed them in the stuff
by Handof October 15, 2018
Get the Orange Bathmug. When you're hittin it doggy and try to squeeze your nuts in her ass, but they keep jumping out like dogs in the bath.
by Bring amba lamp August 5, 2017
Get the dogs in the bathmug. by Zeroloverjm March 12, 2025
Get the giving a volleyball a bathmug. by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023
Get the Russian Steam Bathmug. A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you
by Prenut fondler April 14, 2024
Get the Turkish Mud bathmug.