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Table Banging

Verb.
1. To smack, pound, hit or bang a table, pulpit or desk when one is making an emotional argument. Usually used with logic, facts, and reason fail, or when hoes mad. Alternative form of "pulpit pounding."

2. Meaningless yet novel sex; novelty or creativity in sexual intercourse (like having sex on a table) without substance.
1. "When you have the facts, bang the facts, when you have the law, bang the law, when you got nothing, bang the table and all I seen today is a lot of table banging!"
2. "My neighbor was totally table-banging some chick yesterday...sounded like they had a lot of fun but he'll have a different girl by next week."
by Unfiltered Christian January 22, 2020
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Wanna bang?

A question that means during sex if the partner says to you, “wanna bang?” It means they want hardcore sex
Hey babygirl, Wanna bang? 😏😏🍆🍑💦
by User53&$5586)5$5=(/;)*(5 October 28, 2020
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Chew Banged

The act of having sexual intercourse with a partner while having chewing tobacco in your mouth at the same time.
I had a big dip of skoal long cut in last night when I picked up my girlfriend from work so I chew banged her when we got home.
by Klash2 March 27, 2010
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Soju Bang

The act of partying through the sole consumption of Soju, typically over karaoke.
I heard Michael was hosting a Soju Bang.
Damn, I really wanna sing, but can't get it on without a Soju Bang.
That Soju Bang last night got my head hurting and my throat throbbing
by PPHal October 25, 2022
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to bang the sex

the procedure of getting your dick warmed up by jumping before doing the purple guy dance (pictured below)
some guy just showed me how to bang the sex
by sdrowo April 30, 2023
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shabang bang

1: a pesons whos known to use a certain 'karma'
2: a person who belives in themselves, is confident, succesful and well known
yo! babe she a real shabang bang!
by isma June 11, 2006
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Bang a Gong

Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth of the hydra upon you
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Well you're built like a car
You've got a hubcap diamond star halo
You're built like a car, oh yeah
Well you're an untamed youth
That's the truth with your cloak full of eagles
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on (oh)
Well you're windy and wild
You've got the blues in your shoes and your stockings
You're windy and wild, oh yeah
Well you're built like a car
You've got a hubcap diamond star halo
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black, don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you dance when you walk
So let's dance, take a chance, understand me
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on (ow)
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on (ow)
(Get it on)
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Take me
For a meanwhile I'm still thinking
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 26, 2020
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