american car

A can on four wheels.

look at that gay can on four wheels!

by loops December 2, 2004

Hanau American Highschool

A few lesbo teachers, a psycotic vietnom vet, a pissed off french lady teaching english, A man of numbers that made all the girlys wet, Home of the panthers!!!

HANAU... U KNOW

Holy shit there is some fucked up shit going on at Hanau American Highschool.

by 06 black and gold April 8, 2009

Colorful American

A person that has pigment or color in their skin (Also known as 'African American' or 'Black') and they are a United States national.

Why do Colorless Americans feel threatened by Colorful Americans? I don't know my dear boy.. My best guess is either color envy,, or penis envy. :)

by We Know April 22, 2007

american football

All you Rugby guys are crazy. Put an NFL running back on the rugby field and he will score every time he touches the ball. When you compare the 2 athletically, football players are bigger, stronger, can jump higher, can run faster, and can catch better. They wear pads cause they hit 10 times as hard.

The Rugby player was angry to learn a football player had been fucking his wife, but could do nothing about it because he would get his ass kicked.

by Chris Tozer May 13, 2005

An American In Paris

When two men Eiffel Tower a girl while a third guy masturbates in the corner.

Bjorn: Dude what a sick "An American in Paris" last night... me and Tim were totally hitting that!

Regis: Yeah but I don't want to be the guy in the corner next time!

by Tourist in Paris April 27, 2009

North American River Chicken

A white parasitic bird that supposedly originated by the sea but is now more commonly found roosting at McDonald's awaiting a discarded french fry or clamoring with its pals in a Taco Bell dumpster; a 'seagull'.

While widely regarded as harmless, these birds are known to be dangerous and attack unsuspecting fast food chain customers in large groups known as "militias".

Carla: Yeah, lemme get a #4 Biggie-sized, a #2 --fuck!
Drive Thru Boy: ...Ma'am?
Carla: Goddamn North American River Chickens just crapped all over my car!

911 Operator: Sir, what seems to be the problem?
Raould: The fucking North American River Chicken Militia just jumped my ass at the drive thru! Yeah, take the goddamn ketchup packets too you free-loading bastards!

by Roftlmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010

European American

To be a white American/ Caucasian in the United States of American.

I am Hispanic American, and John Smith is European American.

Every white Person living in America is a European American.

Only Native Americans are Americans.

by Beltrán July 24, 2021