Virgin Paradox

A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex

Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.

by Pthrowaway28 October 27, 2020

Virgin God

The Virgin God, the one true lord of all things pure. the Virgin God is a kind and fair ruler, he does not shun thee for being a non-virgin for he understands the power of temptation. The Virgin God shall never be dethroned for he wishes not to seek sexual relations with those around him. He cares for you, gives you strength and the will to move on. It is stated in the Virginality Tome that the Virgin God shall forever remain in his place for he has mastered the ways of resisting temptation. Legend says that there's only one way to properly dethrone the god, ending his reign and placing it upon a new virgin. A key that the god has created in order to maintain his role, safely kept in the God's most loyal guardian who he trust with all his heart. All hail LOAV...

Beware the key for it is the one thing the Virgin God fears most...

by Dj Met June 6, 2017

Throat virginity

Blood coming from the mouth after giving deep throat. Also comes after long oral sex sessions that involves thrust into the throat.

My throat virginity was taken after giving my boyfriend oral sex.

by XKingofhearts81 January 24, 2020

Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sex thus far into the calendar year.

Jim: "Man, I can't believe it's April and I''m still a year virgin"
Larry: "A year virgin?"
Jim: "Ya, I haven't had sex yet in 2017"

by jwizard9222 February 20, 2017

Double virgin

A genshin impact player who also has a reddit account this can be stacked creating possible triple virgins

Donny is a double virgin because he played league of legends and owns a discord account

by Mrcoolgamerdude March 8, 2022

Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.

Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."

by T_rump_supporter October 14, 2016

kitchen virgin

someone who doesnt know their way around a kitchen,usually makes tv dinners

"she had no idea how to baste a turkey,let alone stuff it.she is a kitchen virgin."

by schwarze katzen May 6, 2021