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Tommy

Tommy: A short and stumpy man who sits in the back of class and communicates with absolutely no one. He’s quiet but when he talks he’s a funny guy. He likes to mew in class and mog others. He’s a powerful women magnet but doesn’t like to use his power (he’s scared of women). He can push a whole lunch table off of the bench, and has achieved the jack build. He’s a gentleman and a scholar.
Snoop #1 “Yo, did you get mogged by Tommy?”
Snoop #2 (girl) “Yeah snoop he’s so cute, but doesn’t talk, maybe he talks on Fortnite.”
by Marqueefer February 22, 2024
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Tommy Watts

A piece of bullshit who has a tiny penis.
People always call him gay and a piece of crap.
by TAE IS GOOD CONTENT July 29, 2019
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Tommy Thistle

When someone inserts a 12 inch dildo covered in another individual's fecal matter up their own rectum.
Drew Tommy Thistled with George last night!
by Disgurl0805 November 25, 2023
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Tommy

I feel bad for all the old women named Tommy
Nephew: grandma, what’s your real name?
Tommy (grandma): Tommy, dear
Nephew: haha your a fucking cuck loser grandma tommy more dummy dream smp bithx nerd
by Blueless September 29, 2021
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Guncle Tommy

Gay equivalent of an Uncle Tom. A gay person that doesn't care about the struggles any other oppressed people.
I can't stand that guy, he's such a Guncle Tommy. Where do you even get a MAGA hat in rainbow colors?
by Gordie D. Unicorn December 10, 2020
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Slippy Tommy

When a man rawdogs another dude after lubing his dick up with his dog's tongue
"Oh lordy I wasn't looking for a slippy Tommy again"
by Lionking1969 August 21, 2021
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Tommy

Someone who is very bad at art. Or, he is ok i guess. But he is REALLY bad at designing yearbook covers, I mean like, if you saw his designs you may have to barf/bleach your eyes/ run into a pit. He also likes orange
Tommy: I'm gonna make a yearbook cover!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOO
by AmUnderYourBed March 2, 2023
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