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furry rampage

The act of inserting an object into ones vagina despite long knotted pubic hair covering the entrance. It is traditionally accompanied by an Amazonian war cry as pubes rip from skin.
Going on furry rampage is a very ineffective way to shave.
by N3poleon June 17, 2018
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The Furry Jalapeño

The Furry Jalapeno, widely known to sexual dare devils everywhere, is both an act of love and self sacrifice. The act itself is quite simple. You must first shave your pubes completely and neatly collect them. Then prior to coitus during the allotted condom prep time you must dip your penis in a jar of jalapeño juice. After you get a good soak you then sprinkle the saved pubes liberally making sure to coat the entire penis. This creates an interesting coat of spicy juices and a furry texture. It's really an avant garde procedure mixing both sex and art. Use caution as sprinkling pubes on your penis can be dangerous.
Tommy: Baby I can't wait to explore my creative sexuality with you when I stuff you with the Furry Jalapeño!
Lauren: Why does it smell like Jalapeños? Why is your dick covered in pubes? -muffled screams-
by Asidewayseight February 2, 2017
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furry radiator

To burn of your pubic hair.
Cathleen was ironing her shirt the other day and forgot the iron was on. She pulled a furry radiator.
by Egyptiandumptruck June 22, 2014
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furry frisk

furry frisk

Frisk from popular game Undertale, by Toby Fox, released in 2015 as a monster that looks similar to Toriel, Asgore, and Asriel.
wow, are you that kid that likes undertale? What a furry frisk
by fr0stedflakes August 25, 2021
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Furry Vibes

Furry vibes are when someone is giving off the same vibes as a furry, as in they act or generally are very much like the stereotypical furry.

Furry vibes may include:
Name of animal in a username
Apparent obsession over their favorite animal
Draws/doodles/writes about animals possessing human-like qualities, either in their behavior or physical being.
Occasionally texting using things such as "uwu" and ":3"
Kat: "Hey did you see Aiden, he changed his profile picture to a fox and is always texts like a furry"
Rio: "Yeah ikr he's giving off major Furry Vibes"
by MeerKatIsCool March 14, 2022
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furry monet

A furry monet a little piece of shit, not funny, and makes you want to kms
"WATCH OUT, there is a furry monet"
by monetisafurry February 22, 2021
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Furry Pasty

Slang term for female vagina. Regional for south west of United Kingdom and the county of Cornwall.

Pasties are regional food shaped like a woman’s labia. Similar to Hairy Taco.
“He’s so gert lush I would let him gobble my furry pasty”.
by Sir Duke Bomanchè September 8, 2018
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