1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.
"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."
by Tonyvenom September 23, 2017
Moving as fast as you possibly can, usually used to describe a medical helicopter flying as fast as they possibly can in order to save a life.
*sound of helicopter overhead*
“Hey? What’s that sound?”
*listening*
“That’s the sound of Metro Life Flight flat ass bookin!”
“Hey? What’s that sound?”
*listening*
“That’s the sound of Metro Life Flight flat ass bookin!”
by trparky February 17, 2021
A naked flat white or naked coffee is a term used to refer to a take-away coffee served without a lid.
Since the lid is the only additional item the coffee cup ‘wears’, asking for a naked coffee indicates one would like it served without it in addition.
Since the lid is the only additional item the coffee cup ‘wears’, asking for a naked coffee indicates one would like it served without it in addition.
I'll have a naked flat white, please.
by roo_tamer12 November 11, 2024
by slayhennysx July 19, 2023
When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.
Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
by Step lupid July 12, 2023
Term to describe the voyeuyristic practice of watching couples have sex in public car parks, which pre-dated the term 'dogging'.
Source : veteran doggers in East Midlands, origin unknown
Source : veteran doggers in East Midlands, origin unknown
"Ehhh just been flatting some couple down at piss-corner in the bottoms until some idiot boy racer scared em off"
by bogsnorkeller January 31, 2023
by Bottomle March 03, 2021