Tube Sockin

The act of usinging a tube sock full of stool to strike another with (usually while preforming anal sex ) to establish sexual dominance

Yo did ya here what happened in Pod 4C cell 157? Another Tube socking took place.
Damn I feel sorry for the clean up crew.

by JackAdamsBthatKnockin December 28, 2018

Tube bladder

When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop

*8 stops to go*

Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash

by Manchatlads January 22, 2021

gomer tube

A reference to a tampon. In a sense, it's a codeword for a male to comfortably talk to other males about tampons in the presence of a female.

Don't ever look in a woman's purse, or else you'll encounter many gomer tubes.

by andrewProgrammer June 18, 2011

Tube tickle

When there’s an itchy-tickly feeling in your urethra. Typically dealt with in males by applying pressure to the taint.

Shit. Hey nobody look, I’ve got a tube tickle to fix.

by NiLemonHeadass July 10, 2019

Ignorance Tube

The tube in the neck where assholes spew an overwhelming amount of ignorance, can also be the place that people shove food into known as the Nutrient Chute

I cant listen to john when he's spewing bullshit out of his Ignorance tube

by Genderlessbork April 21, 2018

Tube Envy

Youtubers or fans are jealous and envious of other youtube channels, content, and stats.

Kylie Jenner looks at everyone's makeup channels on Youtube. She always gets tube envy.

by Sweet As Gold May 3, 2018

Troy Tube

a creamy little ben who brings joy to all. he is a truley devious lttle fambunchuaous dandy with lots of experience

posie-ing

look at that benning little Troy Tube!

by anonymous January 5, 2023