book worm

cutting a hole in a book n stickin ur willy through the hole into somebodys eye

omg hogg just performed a book worm on the big fat careers officer

by raped book September 22, 2006

phallus booking

phallus booking: the act of shutting a penis in the center pages of a very large hardbacked book with considerable force.

(pronounced FALus booking)

feminin: I phallus booked my boyfriend last night, he was cheeting on me.

masculin: phallus booking hurts man.

by oh silly one. March 29, 2010

Book of Mormon

An amazing Broadway musical featuring Andrew Rannells and Josh Gad.

Person 1: Have you seen Book of Mormon?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s amazing!

by andyrandytrash March 4, 2021

Jack-Book

To use someone's facebook account without their knowledge, and make hilarious and/or embarrassing wall posts, status updates or name changes.

"Damn, someone jack-booked my status to say I'm looking for hookers tonight."

by riders994 December 10, 2009

Penny Book

A book so old or crappy that the used price on Amazon.com is one penny. These are usually old romance novels.

Mike: Hey you heard about that new autobiography from that retarded model?

Joe: No, is it any good?

Mike: Hell, its a crappy penny book.

by Gt Gamer November 17, 2009

Tweet booking

Updating your status on facebook with your every activity several times a day, annoying the shit out of your friends.

Going to the grocery store", "At practice, text it" "Tired of all the people tweet booking, tweeting is for Twitter, NOT Facebook"

by Annoyed Facebooker September 26, 2010

book lady

a term used to get someone mad.

hey i saw u with your girlfriend the book lady last night

by kydog April 15, 2010