Sex

The act of eating the seeds of a cantaloupe melon before ejaculating into the space left behind and sealing the melon shut, leaving it for a week in the fruit bowl, before gifting it to your girlfriend's dad for him to eat before he goes to church on a Sunday morning

I'm going to have sex tomorrow morning, my girlfriend's dad will love it!!

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022

Burger Sex

The action of putting a McDonalds plain cheeseburger on a papertowel holder and inserting it into your rectum. Leaving your bum smelling like a cheap grease trap for days on end.

Damn bro, im kinda horny and hungry. I’m gonna have some Burger Sex.

by AnalWeedEnjoyer April 29, 2022

sex

ask ur mom :)

ur mom had sex believe it or not

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

sex

A gift god has given us all. Sex is proof God is real now go fuck your homie

person 1: bro wanna have sex?
person 2: hell ya man!

by gaydefinitionmaker69 May 3, 2022

Sex

When someone shoves their big fucking dick into someone else's tight as pussy

Girl:Babe, I just had sex with ur dad. I am so horny right now
Boy:Im glad you had fun baby girl

by Pornstar:) May 6, 2022

Sex

The only thing that exists on this site.

Definition: Water
Description: When your GF cums from the Sexiest Sex

by idk6000 May 6, 2022

sex

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by longshortisgae2 May 8, 2022