Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)

"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"

by NumaticPatrick September 6, 2016

hot franklin

A USB drive full of naked selfies.

When I got to my desk I noticed that someone left a Hot Franklin in my computer.

by Yourunclelarry December 17, 2013

hot chick paradox

The idea that some women who are extremely attractive, also attract a large number of men who are trying to have sex with them, which increases the chances that they have been used, reused and abused by many men too before they gets to you, thus making them less attractive for a long- term relationship and/or marriage.

Jane is a super fun hot chick, great to date and have fun with but she is no marriage material, too many miles in her engine, it is the hot chick paradox, great for sex but terrible for a wife.

by Sa00 April 14, 2020

ICY HOT DP

1. An acronym standing for "Inner-city youths handing out their delicious pastries."

2. Exactly what it sounds like

1. Those I.C.Y. H.O.T. D.P.s sure are doing a good thing for their community *chews apple scone*

2.

Friend 1: Is your back feeling better?
Friend 2: Huh? Not really. Why?
Friend 1: Did you apply the Icy Hot I gave you to your back?
Friend 2: Oh, no. Me and my neighbor used that to give his wife Icy Hot DP.
Friend 1: Don't talk to me anymore

by dbcomedy April 30, 2022

hot cheeto girl

basically a baddie and a annoying girl with bad humor

look at racheal see look musty asf and she look like a hot cheeto girl LMFAO

by endarken August 2, 2022

Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with a formerly obese persons excess skin

Bro did you hot pocket her
Yeah bro I love fucking her skin rolls

by BML60 May 2, 2022

Chef Hot Messica

See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.

"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."

by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025