bbp syndrome, short forbasic bitch protagonist syndrome, is where the protagonist of a romance story, usually a female, will act reckless and foolish and become a basic bitch. this means that she will most likely try to run away from her problems and run away from falling in love because she is afraid of what is to happen. when she's endangered, this is the only time she will ever try to run back to the person she just hurt and pretend nothing ever happened. :( why do guys put up with this? because they love this girl with basic bitch protagonist syndrome. the reason why bbp is short for it is because they have a baby peener energy. we need actual dick energy, not bullshit.
guy1: wow, i'm so in love with her.
guy2: bro, can't you see? she's avoiding you cause she doesn't wanna fall in love with you but she clearly is. she's literally manipulating you indirectly, she got that basic bitch protagonist syndrome.
guy1: but i love her
girl: oh my gosh, please help me guy1, guy3 is gonna hurt mee.
guy1: oh no, get away from her guy3
guy2: i swear, you have bbp love sickness.
guy2: bro, can't you see? she's avoiding you cause she doesn't wanna fall in love with you but she clearly is. she's literally manipulating you indirectly, she got that basic bitch protagonist syndrome.
guy1: but i love her
girl: oh my gosh, please help me guy1, guy3 is gonna hurt mee.
guy1: oh no, get away from her guy3
guy2: i swear, you have bbp love sickness.
by GIVEMEYOURKNEECAPS January 30, 2020
Get the basic bitch protagonist syndromemug. When a person who can't cope with a personal or private issue decides to make an emotional testimonial video explaining their feelings about it because no one else cares.
She didn't make the cheerlead squad and made a three minute Slusser syndrome post about it. Who gives a shit.
by noimpotenceissueshere January 9, 2022
Get the Slusser Syndromemug. I was stuck in the bedding section of Ikea and forgot which way I came in. Stockholm syndrome came in to full effect because of this dilemma.
by LJH24ZERO2 October 31, 2019
Get the Stockholm Syndromemug. Biden Blame Syndrome (BBS) is an inclination to disproportionately blame President Biden for a range of issues, regardless of his actual involvement. Those with BBS often fixate on Biden as a convenient scapegoat, attributing undue blame to him even when other factors or individuals are more responsible
by The New Option April 10, 2024
Get the Biden Blame Syndromemug. by Sighfour January 5, 2025
Get the gdps editor syndromemug. (Pronounced: "pass-you" syndrome)
Passu-syndrome is most visible during a morning commute among fellow commuters to and sometimes from work. It is best described as: The tendency for a vehicle that is behind you and comfortable with your current speed as indicated by the buffer zone between your two cars to suddenly as you move into the right lane get more aggressive and pass you rapidly. This is not to be mistaken as an "aggressive driver" or a "road-hog". Despite that you are traveling at 70mph in a 55mph zone, he feels he needs to get one more car ahead.
Passu-syndrome is most visible during a morning commute among fellow commuters to and sometimes from work. It is best described as: The tendency for a vehicle that is behind you and comfortable with your current speed as indicated by the buffer zone between your two cars to suddenly as you move into the right lane get more aggressive and pass you rapidly. This is not to be mistaken as an "aggressive driver" or a "road-hog". Despite that you are traveling at 70mph in a 55mph zone, he feels he needs to get one more car ahead.
Man 1: "What a lovely drive, everyone is being pleasant; even the "road-hogs" are not that aggressive today!"
Man 2: "Indeed, a beautiful drive to work."
Man 1: "Oh wait, look at this guy! He has been fine for the last 10 miles to stay a dozen car lengths behind me as together we do 70mph!"
Man 2: "So?
Man 1: "Soooo...now that I am doing 70mph in the right lane....he just has to get one more car ahead in the pack!"
Man 2: "Sooo?"
Man 1: "He has a clear case of passu-syndrome."
Man 2: "I think you need to get out more..."
Man 2: "Indeed, a beautiful drive to work."
Man 1: "Oh wait, look at this guy! He has been fine for the last 10 miles to stay a dozen car lengths behind me as together we do 70mph!"
Man 2: "So?
Man 1: "Soooo...now that I am doing 70mph in the right lane....he just has to get one more car ahead in the pack!"
Man 2: "Sooo?"
Man 1: "He has a clear case of passu-syndrome."
Man 2: "I think you need to get out more..."
by Professor Crabs September 26, 2013
Get the passu-syndromemug. by libheway March 26, 2022
Get the Short Man Syndromemug.