I gotta use the bathroom real quick

Some thing u say to get out of a conversation

I gotta use the bathroom real quick

by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016

excuse me, but i have to go to the pissa

a phrase used when you need to go to the bathroom, such as when making natural pee; best used in a typical, generic, angry Ms. Hasz British accent.

Excuse me, but I have to go to the pissa.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

I love you but im not in love with you

You love the person and care deeply for them, but that spark is just not there anymore, you don't have sexual urges towards them any longer, You don't want to end the relationship because you love them so much but you know it is not the way things should be. You should be happy with every aspect or the relationship, and they ask you for a reason as to why you want to end things and all you can say is you will never be happy, you can't help how you feel, You love that person s much but you are no "in love" with them

I love you but im not in love with you

by honeybunnyyyy October 3, 2010

Fuck you like I love you

The intent to cause and/or the emotional reaction caused by having sex with so much apparent emotional and sexual connection from the other person, that it feels as if that person loves you, although this is not true and often admitted up front.

"He's only fucking you like he loves you. You guys are not dating. You're just having sex!"

"I should have expected it. He put "fuck you like I love you' right in his profile."

by genji August 18, 2013

I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

by MCGONN June 17, 2009

I can teach you my language

Probably the worlds most obvious invitation to sex. Used when the individuals who are to engage in the proposed intercourse originate from different countries, cultures, or ethnicities, and therefore have different native languages.

1.
Meili: Maybe one of these days you can teach me some of your language, and I can teach you my language.
Sven: ITS ON!
2.
Wolfgang: When we´ve finished these beers, we can go to my place, and I can teach you my language.
Conzuella: ITS ON!
3.
Rachel: Tonight, swing by my dorm, I can teach you my language, bring wine and condoms.
Vlad: ITS ON!

by bIMON June 2, 2011

I ain't gone done did a thing

without hesitation, if you get trampled over a scuffle with a toothless hillbilly and approach him with intentions to confront and resolve a current conflict afflicted upon you, his disturbingly low educated response claims that he absolutely has nothing to do with any remarks or previous actions presented to you.

Cop- hello sir, may i ask a few question?
Tweaked-out Hillbilly- look man, I ain't gone done did a thing dude.
Cop- what are you doing way out here in a shack.. in the middle of the woods.. with PH strips and lots and lots and loootttsss of pseudophede?
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- science project for school.
Cop- sir, you're clearly not in school.
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- Its for my son.
Cop- ..but you're the only one here...
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- he's here spiritually
Cop- Goddammit i dont have time for this!

by bulletface May 1, 2015