Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!

The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.

"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"

by Adam-D June 7, 2020

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Shmoking me

A phrase used to describe when someone is being unfair, a bitch, or just plain racist. Used by the people of Gates Chili in Rochester,NY. The h is used for emphasis and the phrase is said in a arrogant tone. Another iteration of this phrase is "Sucking me!"

Teacher:This is the second time you haven't handed in your homework, I guess I'll have to call your parents.
You: Why you shmoking me!?
bitch dicksuckingfuckteacherfuckmeinthebutt

by BichNiga August 10, 2016

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Me

you

me is you

by meljogo February 20, 2021

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hey obey me!

Cringe ass line, only degenerates say things relative to this. If you ever say this, please…find help. IMMEDIATELY!!!!! (before i give you backshots) (i will edge on your face.) im looking at you screenshotter.

Angel: “Hey obey Me!”
Woman: “No, I don’t have to obey you.”
Angel: *shoves it deeper* “DO AS I SAY!”
Woman: “Leave me alone you black nigger monkey yo shit is so small if you put it in my pussy, i’ll still have air rushing in. 🍆🍆🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾”

by DoinkMyDilly3000 January 11, 2024

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