National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure

Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.

by Petteryettersketter November 24, 2019

Three Nationism

A conceptual framework describing society divided into three hierarchical strata. The first, the Destitute, encompasses those living in chronic poverty and extreme social marginalisation, whose life prospects are severely constrained by systemic barriers. The second comprises the working and middle classes, who sustain the economy and civic life yet face limited opportunities for upward social mobility due to structural and institutional constraints. The third, the Ascendant Nation, represents the wealthy and powerful, who consolidate resources, influence, and control over societal institutions, shaping economic, political, and cultural systems to perpetuate and expand their dominance.

The stark contrast in economic fortunes highlights Three Nationism: between 2010 and 2021, within the UK, the wealthiest 1% of households increased their wealth thirty-onefold, while the rest of the population experienced Real Wage growth of merely 1–2%. This pronounced disparity underscores how the Ascendant Nation accumulates wealth and opportunity, leaving the working and middle classes, alongside the Destitute, enduring chronic poverty, confined within severely restricted channels of social and economic mobility.

by DemocracySold September 3, 2025

dervish nationalism

dervish nationalism refers to sentiments favoring a distinct dhulbahante polity

she's for dervish nationalism

by readyforthemoon55 July 13, 2020

National Send Soapy Tits Pic Day

The perfect day to send some lovely soapy boobsta piccaroonies to a loved one.

Bro: Dude...why did you send me photos of you in the shower?
Dude: Cause bro, its march first, duh.
Bro: what?
Dude: national send soapy tits pic day.

by lovewizard March 1, 2025

National Face Pic Day

On October 10 you must send a face picture of yourself to your s/o.

"Hey Mya its National Face Pic Day so send me a Face Pic"

by Juleted October 9, 2022

National Hug Day

National Hug Day is on SEPTEMBER 15. Hug yo friends, bfs, gfs, and people you know 💕

Person 1: can i have a hug? ( we ask its called respect ) Its National Hug Day!

Person 2: Ofc! Thank you!

by Big botay beaches September 15, 2021

National Cheat On a Lightskin Day

National day on May 5th, where we will cheat on lightskin niggas cus they ain’t shit.

This day is celebrated on “May 5th” in honor of cheating on lightskins and will be called “National Cheat On a Lightskin Day”

by anonymous May 5, 2023