The guest cock

When you wanna jack off so bad but you have guests at your house so you can't.

Hey dude, the guest cock happend to me yesterday

by Waluigi's son April 14, 2020

Señor Cock

A term similar to daddy which can be used during intercourse

can also be used as a dirty nickname for a second half

Chris: hey baby how's your day been
Jenny: ooo you know its been good my Señor Cock

by C0CkMan November 21, 2020

cock sucker thunder cunt

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants

'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023

Huge cock

A very large male chicken

Person 1: "dude, my girlfriend has a huge cock"

Person 2: "I want a divorce"

by Strawbunnyhoney March 29, 2025

Naughty cocks

A type of cock that slaps you around and goes deep inside of you and makes you have a hard orgasm from naughty cocks

Oh my god I just had the biggest orgasm in my life from naughty cocks on video

by Hannahpetiudie August 12, 2021

Cock Weasel

A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.

Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!

by Coked Up Hamster December 3, 2020

Money Cock

When a girl just pretends she wants your Cock but she really just wants your money

Timmy: that girl over there really seems like she wants your horn
Terry: Yea but she just wants that "Money Cock" she will ride it then ask you to go to the mall and buy her a gucci bag there are to many of them nowadays gonna pass
Timmy: Nice thanks for the advice maybe you could find one that will only want mc donald's after she rides ur horn

by TurboTerry April 7, 2022