When you have a piece of shit that takes forever to squeeze out of your bunghole. After sitting on the crapper for 10 to 15 minutes you begin to push harder and harder, saying to yourself or out loud "I think I can, I think I can." repeatedly until you finally shit it out.
He sat on the crapper for about 20 minutes, and pushed and pushed as if he was going into labor screaming "I think I can, I think I can!", until the little shit that could finally dropped into the toilet.
by Mother Fletcher January 26, 2010
Get the The Little Shit That Couldmug. A phrase used in business that denotes activities that give the appearance of productivity but actually fail to accomplish meaningful outcomes or job duties.
Are you really accomplishing something or is this just happy horse shit to make you look busy? No one is falling for your game, so get with it.
by JuggaloRay September 24, 2015
Get the Happy Horse Shitmug. by imtooprettyforyou July 16, 2020
Get the Niggas Ain’t Shitmug. When I mentioned I wanted to become a woman, my girlfriend totally lost her shit.
Good grief, if you kids don't stop with this jackassery, I'm going to lose my shit!
Good grief, if you kids don't stop with this jackassery, I'm going to lose my shit!
by groovygrrl October 13, 2004
Get the lose one's shitmug. Family: "So, did he have a psychotic break? Or is he manic/depressive?"
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."
by Brainiac March 2, 2005
Get the bat shit crazymug. If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.
This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".
After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."
This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".
After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."
by The Real Davy Jones January 16, 2008
Get the shit in one sockmug. 1) to take advantage of, especially to over-consume one's share of something that is available to only a small group of people
2) to rightfully obtain that which does not belong to you
3) to destroy in a drunken stupor or rage; to fuck shit up
4) to get work done in an efficient and timely manner
5) taking one's penis and consensually plummeting it into the female genitalia violently
2) to rightfully obtain that which does not belong to you
3) to destroy in a drunken stupor or rage; to fuck shit up
4) to get work done in an efficient and timely manner
5) taking one's penis and consensually plummeting it into the female genitalia violently
1) Man, I niggered the shit out of those free doughnuts.
2) I niggered the shit out of his grill, right off his front lawn.
3) I niggered the shit out of his yard and mailbox last night.
4) We niggered the shit out of house cleaning just in time for the 'hos to come over tonight.
5) I just niggered the shit out of her in the back of her daddy's new car, and she liked it.
2) I niggered the shit out of his grill, right off his front lawn.
3) I niggered the shit out of his yard and mailbox last night.
4) We niggered the shit out of house cleaning just in time for the 'hos to come over tonight.
5) I just niggered the shit out of her in the back of her daddy's new car, and she liked it.
by Snake Arnold June 5, 2009
Get the Niggered the shit out ofmug.