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National Pop a Tit Day

Hey, its national pop a tit day. Pop one for me!

National Pop a Tit Day is on June 26th
by iliketits232 June 26, 2023
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Emirates National School

look, if youre planning to join this school. literally DONT. unless you’re a horny fuck tryna get a chammaki lesbian gf.
The education is a joke, youll fail.
if you make friends here, what they’ll do to you in the end is just horrible, it’s like you never shared anything.
Emirates national School is filled with snakes.
by ih8pplsm April 5, 2022
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National Fight A Friend day

A day where you can go 30 seconds or more with you’re friends without getting in trouble for it.
Hey lets go fight or play fight. Its National fight a friend day!
by ihearttaylorr December 1, 2022
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National Blowjob day

On the 30th of July it is National blowjob day
An official day newly introduced by the President of the United States Donald J Trump.He quoted “on the 30th of July it shall be national blowjob day
by Jarred Will July 29, 2020
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April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024
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National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.
Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!
by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021
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National pussy sending day

On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.
Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?

no

but its the 28th National pussy sending day

oh okay I forgot (sends)
by laydim12 April 28, 2024
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