titanfall 3 syndrome

when somebody interprets random things that are likely coincidences as a sign of something else

guy on twitter: Hear me out... The moon in the VI tease tweet from @RockstarGames

is a Waning Gibbous at ~85%. The moon enters that phase again on Monday, 2-OCT-2023 and then again on Wednesday, 1-NOV-2023. Could this latest Tweet not only tease VI, but point to the next big announcement?

other guy on twitter: yo he got that titanfall 3 syndrome

by AdamFra September 30, 2023

EBAS - Expert By Association Syndrome

Someone who takes to social media to talk about a subject they know nothing about and suggest that they know someone in their family that's affiliated with that topic,which means they are as educated and knowledgeable as the person just by association. Women tend to do this when they marry someone. "My Husband is a Doctor, I know what I',m talking about"

My Brother is a Plumber. That makes me an expert. EBAS - Expert by Association Syndrome

by Nevadarhodes May 04, 2019

Koch syndrome

Emotionally abusive prick that spends more time staring at a computer screen than with his family.

I left that asshole because he has Koch syndrome

by No wayyyy April 26, 2020

Barbie Syndrome

The syndrome where a switch in the brain of fully capable woman turns off and she regresses back to a four year old playing with numerous Barbies whom only share one Ken doll. This usually happens under extreme stress when adult thinking is required yet she insists on obsessing over her hair, makeup, nails and clothes. Or, scrapping with her female colleagues, thereby letting the men get ahead.

When attempting to solve mathematical problems, I am suddenly afflicted with Barbie Syndrome. Barbie Syndrome rears its ugly head when I can't find the other shoe.

by Ms Linguis March 14, 2018

Sudden opposition death syndrome

When the government suddenly kills you for opposing them

Navalny died due to SODS(sudden opposition death syndrome)

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 25, 2024

seeping lard syndrome

Seeping lard syndrome typically occurs when you are so overweight that the lard has no where else to go so it seeps into your brain causing you to become mentally retarded.

Scenario 1:
Guy with Seeping lard syndrome: “bussin burger cheese burger burger cheese cheebuggabuggachee bussin bussin bussin!!!

Innocent bystander #1: “OMG is he alright????”
Innocent bystander #2: “Yeah don’t worry he just fat asf and has Seeping lard syndrome”

Scenario 2:
“Hello my name is (REDACTED), and I have Seeping lard syndrome. I am 20 years old, 427lbs and 4’9, and today I will be doing the SLS ice bucket challenge”

by bussintok February 18, 2025

quackzei dick syndrome

when the dick of person is insanely large

holly shit homie you got quackzei dick syndrome

by duck man the man duck June 02, 2021