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Crusty dog

A dog that had apparently crust on them and clearly hadn't been washed in a very long time and often belongs to Hispanic trees.
by A.B 11/11 December 8, 2025
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Burn Dog

Cigarette, smoking , having a cigarette especially when you are drunk and having a good time.
hey Megan, order me another vodka soda, I'm gonna step out for a burn dog.
by OkayRadd December 8, 2025
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Stroking your dog

To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025
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A dog

The name REAGAN has been strongly recognized to being a dog.:

Unreliable/Low-Value: Someone contemptible, crude, or lacking decency, essentially an insult.

Selfish: Focused on his own needs and pleasure, with little empathy or regard for others' feelings.
E.g. REAGAN was asked if he knows anyone that could help out with person "X"

In return they will pay this person accordingly.

Person "A" was found and help was successful.

BUT.. person "A" was never paid.

This was due to the selfishness also defined as "DOG act" of REAGAN spending the payment he was meant to give person "A"

Following this "DOG act" REAGAN hasn't returned phone calls and messages from person "A"

This is an clear example of the definition A DOG
by Muutrash December 17, 2025
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worm-dogging

(verb)

The act of discreetly relieving an intense, unexpected itch in one’s butt while in public—most commonly at a grocery store—by sitting on the corner or edge of a chair and subtly rocking back and forth.

Often performed instinctively and without shame when no bathroom or privacy is immediately available.
“I wasn’t even halfway through the produce aisle when the itch hit, so I started worm-dogging on the café chair near the entrance.”
by Gennster90 December 17, 2025
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Fucking the dog

Nefie expression

To be caught doing something which is worse than doing nothing at all.

South Parks 'Uncle fucker', while more American has a similar meaning.
A) Where's Carl?

B)The boss is with a client and he's out back fucking the dog.
by Modern Women December 19, 2025
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Two dogs fucking

Horrifically bad aboriginal joke. I've heard twice in my life, and once too many

Mafia term
Two unmade men fuck eachother up, into a Mademan 'status'

Also, dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)
When I left the teepee... that's why you are called Two dogs fucking.
by Modern Women December 19, 2025
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