Can I take your oder?

Now with new technology, Waiters/Waitresses can tell what you want to eat by taking your oder.

I'm gonna be kLeah the waitress "Hi, can i take your oder?"
I'll be Abdy the fish sticks *hands out oder*

YOOO DO YOU SEE THAT!! SHE JUST TOOK HIS ODER!!! AND CAME BACK WITH FISH STICKS!! THE GUY MUST SMELL LIKE FISH!! THATS SOO COOL!!!

by Fish_Sticks August 24, 2011

When I was 9 years old...

A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.

"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

i cooka da pizza syndrome

A syndrome where the person slowly starts cheating in a Minecraft world with small, excusable stuff (like a one time teleport) and justifying it only for it to snowball into regularly cheating. When it does get to that level of cheating the game often starts to be boring and causes the RSMP season to end prematurely.

toast: omar can you please tp me to smokey
omar: no i cannot because of the i cooka da pizza syndrome

by LegoProductions February 28, 2023

I Just Can’t Get Enough

When I'm with you baby, I go out of my head
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
All the things you do to me and everything you said
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough

We slip and slide as we fall in love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ah

We walk together, we're walking down the street
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
Every time I think of you I know we have to meet
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough

It's getting hotter, it's our burning love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ah

I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough

And when it rains, you're shining down for me
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
Just like a rainbow you know you set me free
And I Just Can’t Get Enough, I Just Can’t Get Enough

You're like an angel and you give me your love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ah

I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough

by Death Menace February 7, 2023

i prefer a hot water bottle

A sexual erotic term for describing one's sexual orientation as the penis goes into any orifice of another person's body and then the former person pees inside to create a hot water bottle effect.

This term was used by D. Courtney from the British sitcom "Mind your language" when she was asked by the tea lady about her sex life she says," i prefer a hot water bottle". And this term clears all that she was an adventurous lady with weird fetishes.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

your the only 10 i see

10 referring to the hotness scale as of 1-10

U ever been to tennessee?

Damn baby your the only 10 I see

by Fagologyproffessor December 23, 2020

i have a coffee drinking problem

1- this is a confession
2- you searched this for the mug but hey no shame

guy 1- "how do you spend your free time"

guy 2- "i have a coffee drinking problem this is a cry for help i am being forced to live on coffee and my own shi-"

guy 2- "haha same"

by jade go kys September 26, 2021